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OOM: An Adventure in the Making
Courfeyrac had come to Bossuet and Joly's room many hours ago. Now, it occurs to him that perhaps he should attempt to remember why, because the purpose is bound to be important, or at least will distract from the cherubs glaring down at him with what he's sure is reproach.
'Who are you to judge?' he tells them, a bottle of something clutched to his chest. 'Why, you of all Heaven's being are sure to know what it is not your place; save it, dear children, and allow me to-'
...wait, he has forgotten. Is this absinthe? He squints at the label, and then holds it up in the air.
'Bossuet, what are we drinking?'

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'We could go and find out,' he says quietly, not knowing if it's even possible.
'There must be a way to get out there.'
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The last few minutes have had an unpleasantly sobering effect. Lesgle joins Courfeyrac at the window and considers: is he drunk enough for this? He should probably have another good long pull at his bottle first--and so he does.
"--Ah! Well, I'm your man, if you want to try it." Eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows.
There's the usual little grill in front of the window. It would slow down anyone actually trying to leap, but it makes it moderately easier to climb.
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'Yes. Let's.'
This is likely not a good idea at all, but he is still rather drunk - though not in the fun way, now - and there is a city in front of him that at least approximates Paris. The labyrinth will surely bring them back in so they can quest on to find the future!version that is not this, and then they can continue.
He hoists himself up onto the sill - first trusting Bossuet with his bottle - and leans out as far as he's able.
'There's a carriage below, a very fine one. Do you suppose it's ours?'
He imagines it is. And so, no one can object if he lets himself dangle and then drop on to the roof of it, surely? No.
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Priorities.
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'Well. Shall we see what's here? By the smell, I'd say we were not so far from the river.'
There is a hint of water to the air - but not, he notices, so much of what else is usually there. The overt smell of drains is not entirely absent, but is far weaker than he is used to. Either they are in a particularly affluent street, or the sewers are vastly improved.
It is a little wrong, truth be told.
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Someone is shouting, in a very sincere and heartfelt way, "STOP, THIEF!"
Not that there's anything unusual about that in Paris, but Lesgle is getting a sinking feeling. "Don't look now, Courfeyrac, but I think they mean us." It's the sort of thing one says just before shouting Run! and making for the nearest escape route.
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It is sort of amusing, given that neither are a stranger to avoiding the police, but it is fair to say he was not expecting it. And he doesn't do anything as amateur as yell 'run!' because Bossuet knows what to do as well as he does.
At the end of the street, the smell of water is much stronger and he can see Notre Dame to his right. So he turns left, because he has no intention of being hemmed in by the water. Better to head towards the slums...even if there seems to be something wrong with the streets, which are too wide and too open, and far too neat.
'Do you think?' he pants, roughly, 'everything will be where it was?'
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Wide and neat or not, one can still turn quickly around a corner, and--with luck that seems suspiciously good--find an open café door.
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He glances at Bossuet. 'Follow them?' he says, already starting to move; from the opposite direction, there is a low and ominous rumble and a sound that he has never heard before.
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And then quite abruptly, the woman in a very short skirt is in front of them, grabbing Bossuet's arm and pulling him out of the street. So he grabs Courfeyrac's, and then they are in a café again.
It's not much of a café. Maybe it was before the window was broken and someone put bullet holes in the wall, but at the moment, it's not much. Laigle would take in the décor a little more thoroughly, except that the young woman in the very short skirt is pointing a gun at them and demanding their names.
Are they with the boches?
...what are the boches?
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He glances over, and decides to try and brazen it out. 'We are for the people, mademoiselle!'
This is furnished with a wide grin. It quite often works on women!
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"My name is Lègle," Bossuet begins to volunteer, but he stops open-mouthed when Nina-with-the-gun steps forward and starts briskly patting him down.
Oh my.
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'And I am Courfeyrac,' he volunteers, perhaps hoping to elicit the same response from Nina.
In the meantime, he turns his smile on the older woman. 'Believe me, madame, that is an erroneous question. Even we are not sure who we are much of the time. We have no weapons - you may check if you like, mademoiselle Nina-' it's worth a go, '-and all we currently wish is to not get shot.'
A pause.
'And possibly some wine, if there is some available.'
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"They're not just stupid, Mom, they're drunk. Too scared to go out into the street sober." She tosses the bottle and the flask to the nearest of the men, who gives them a quick inspection, and turns to Courfeyrac. She'll be taking his bottle as well, yes. "Should have stayed in if you didn't want to get shot."
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But really, no, do not take the alcohol away.
'I beg your pardon, mademoiselle,' he says, as the thing slips from his grasp. 'But having been shot more than once, I have no desire to be so again. Indeed, it would be quite unnecessary.'
He is suddenly hit by the remembrance of Gavroche, and his cry of 'they are shooting my dead men for me!' He snorts a laugh, both amused and sorrowful, and then pushes the thought firmly away.
'We seem to have stumbled into something unprepared. Well, why not? Lesgle, what say you? Should we take up arms again?'
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The little group in the café has moved away from them, except for the young woman and one of the men: and those two look embarrassed and annoyed in the way of people who have had strangely-dressed confused drunks thrown at them. "Well--never mind, Mademoiselle. Courfeyrac, your instinct is correct. We shall take up arms! For Paris, for France, for the future!"
This is met by their quasi-captors with looks of irritated, patronizing, doubtful amusement, rather than cheers.
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Courfeyrac looks instantly delighted, and clasps Bossuet's arm in excitement. A chance to fight again for France! He will never say no.
The man, though, is looking suspicious and mutters something in the young woman's ear. Her eyes narrow, and she says, 'Courfeyrac and Lesgle? Are these code names?'
It takes a moment for Courfeyrac to understand what she means, or at least, a part of what she means. The context is still quite new to him. But then he beams, and says, 'no!'
Because surely if she has read that book, she will know they'll be on her side? And also she should like them quite a bit, seeing as they're famous.
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This isn't producing the desired effect, if the desired effect is welcoming laughter. But before anyone can quite tell what effect is produced, the sound of gunfire bursts suddenly much closer. The fighters in the café react instantly, some dropping down to cover and some stepping to peer sideways from the windows.
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'Do you have more weapons?' he says to Nina. 'Come now, we will fight with you; if you do not believe it, let us prove it with courage. A rifle, a musket, a bayonet even! You must have supplies, mademoiselle.'
He does not stop to ask Bossuet his opinion, because he does not have to; when it comes to fighting for freedom, they are all of one mind. And Nina, glancing from the window to the two of them, looks uncertain, but the man with her appears more pragmatic.
'Let 'em,' he grunts, and raises his gun to aim out of the window. 'We need all the help that offers. If they come at us instead, we'll shoot 'em.'
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"Grouchy lot," mutters Bossuet under his breath, as he has a look at the gun. It's...not really what he's used to. Presumably one can still point at something and fire, but--
"Christ, it's already loaded, do you think we're fucking around?" That's Nina's mother. Bossuet quails before her. Or anyway, he shuffles closer to Courfeyrac and nods in the direction of a window. They'll just try to be useful, shall they?
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There is a column of men marching up the road. Their uniforms are unfamiliar, as are the shape of their helmets, and the style of weapon in their hands. But the formation is not so new.
And behind them...Courfeyrac nudges Bossuet, and gestures with his head. A giant green thing, and it doesn't even have wheels. It seems to slide on runners. But that thing sticking out of the front is absolutely a gun, and it is immediately obvious that the pistols in their hands are not going to be a match for it.
'I think I have read about those,' he mutters. 'Oh well. No matter what magic exists, I am still sure a man cannot die twice.'
And with that, he points his gun out of the window, aims it and fires.
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The guns shoot astonishingly true, though there isn't much time to think about it once the soldiers start shooting back. Their guns are just as good.
If it weren't for the--tank!, Bossuet suddenly remembers--the fighters in the café would stand a fair chance at holding the location and scattering the enemy troops. And indeed, Lesgle is entirely game to hold the position as long as they can. There's something improbably comfortable about that familiarity. But as the tank turns towards them--turns its gun, that is--one of their new companions thumps him and Courfeyrac on the back and shouts in their ears, something about a cellar door and a fall-back point.
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But then the machine turns its giant gun in their direction, and dead man or not, Courfeyrac has to fight to swallow the ball of fear that crawls up his windpipe. He shoots until the pistol shoots empty, and then someone hits him on the back and starts to yell, and yes, a fall-back point would seem prudent at this juncture.
He and Bossuet seem to go through the door together, and as they do there is an almighty BOOM and the walls and floor shake as though the ground is going to crack open. He scrabbles to close the door after them...
...and wherever the are now, it is rather quieter than the place they have left behind.
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He scrubs his faec with one hand. "Now what?"
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But that'll have to wait a moment, while he hastily puts his gun away. There are people looking at him strangely, and he does not want to be accused of trying to kill someone.
'Paris,' he says, to Bossuet. 'This Labyrinth seems to like the place. Well, I have no objection to that; I have always been fond of it myself.'
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